A User's Manual to Road Show Language

Country Livin': Sittn' in an RV with the screen door. Generally involves beer.

Gong Show: A situation so ridiculous that you wish someone could bang on a gong and make it stop.

The Rig: The RV, with salmon attatched.

Celebrating Gold Rush Heritage: Spending time in the "Old" part of town. Originated: Old Sac (Sacramento) Other uses: Old Sag (Saginaw), Old Harry (Old Harrisburg) Generally involves beer.

Rig Food: Anything that can be prepared in an RV. Usually originates in part or in whole from a can. Generally involves beer.

Jeri: The bite in the ass girl hanging out with the attractive and interesting girl. Originated: Reno.

Super Fan: Suburban Dad with mustache and a belly that reflects the amount of beer and polish saahsage he's consumed over the years. Orginated: Chicago.

Why Liberals Always Lose #2

They send important information via email to a guy that doesn't own a computer.

No Country for Old Penguins

Wings had to drop one to win in 5 at the Joe.

(Image gleefully stolen from Buster)

When I'm made of tired

And traveling partner #1 is developing a bad habit of wandering off for hours at a time, and traveling partner #2 is constantly on the internet, yet still unable to give coherent directions, I get cranky. When nobody thinks we should get gas in Harrisburg, even though we're below a half tank, because there's a place 40 miles away that is out of gas when we get there, leaving us with less than 1/4 tank, I get cranky. When I can't use the internet access that was purchased for this trip, I get cranky. When I can't go fishing, I get cranky.

Fuck Pebble Mine

This is the worst idea ever.



Fuck them. Ideally with something barbed and rusting.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Lombard, IL needs to be plowed under and allowed to lie fallow until it will grow something other than fascists. Honestly, this is the worst place I've been on this tour. Fascists and strip malls. Hell on Earth.

Two Blogs is Hard.

Now that I am the administrator for this blog, as well as the shop blog, it's hard to keep up. a

Great Tits Cope Well With Warming.

While poking around my news feeds this morning, I found that headline filed by the BBC Being the BBC, I was somewhat let down when I clicked the link.

Lahontan

Went tip to cork with this one on Pyramid Lake in Nevada. First Cutthroat trout I've ever caught, and biggest trout EVER. Awesome.